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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! She can't borrow Bolton cause you sent him back missing half his pants and his hair dyed blue! And I promise no tequila in the Battleshots game...maybe one, or two. <br />
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It has been a rough year for me, health wise. I have been to a lot of specialists, have been through a lot ot tests, and had lots of conflicting reports from the "experts". They all agree there is something wrong with me causing severe inflammation and joint pain, they just can't agree to what. One day, I was upset and vented to some of my friend through here on a RL update. Jamie emailed back and shared her story, and the struggle she went through with her own health. She talked about how long it takes to figure it out, how painful, and time consuming, and how expensive, but how it was so worth it in the end and encouraged me to keep fighting until I figured it out. I emailed her to ask her about how her diet helped/affected inflammation in her body, and she immediately emailed me back with information and websites that would be useful to me. Her willingness to share her story with me, her encouragement, and her following through to help me shows what a kind and caring person she is. I truly hope her 30th birthday is her best year ever! </div>
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I would like to talk about Jamie's weird obsession with Furries...It's something we don't talk about, but something she probably should face in the future, admitting a problem is the first step to recovery. She like's it doggy style, and has since ruined the beloved show Scooby Doo for the rest of my life. She frequently receives erotic dances from Limber Care Bear...he showed her his lower tummy symbol, an all pink "rainbow". CARE BEARS...PREPARE TO STARE..at my penis! She also worries about getting enough calcium, but prefers chocolate milk...I will never look at Yoo-Hoo with the same childish excitement I once had for it. I realize this is supposed to be a Birthday celebration, but since it's called the DIRTY 30, I figured I would help her to overcome one of her many dirty little secrets...HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE!!! </div>
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CHILINGA!!! I can't believe you're having your Trincinerra!!!!! Who would have thought you'd make it this far? What with dating almost every creeper in the states and having almost every ailment known to mankind. I figured you'd tap out at 29 and a half, so I'm so proud that you're still alive and kickin it Gluten Free style. I feel like the rest of this post should be what I read at your funeral:</div>
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Remember the time you tried to barf into a cracker wrapper on your 26th Birthday, or the time you had Amanda pull over on the highway to barf on the side of the road on your 29th Birthday? How about your 28th birthday when I humped you on a wall next to a motorcycle? Pictures prove it happened, unfortunately. 27th Birthday???? Oh, yeah, sorry I brought Spiderman to that party. I'm so happy I was crazy and ballsy enough to answer your Craigslist ad for a roommate. HOLLA. Wouldn't have amazing memories of late night over-eating, over-drinking, under-sleeping stories to share with anyone. You are an amazing friend, and an even better food critique. I'm sorry God made you so tall. I'm also sorry he gave you a Gluten allergy. And a swollen foot that can't wear heels. But I'm not sorry God gave me you. For that, I am thankful. </div>
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2. MotU I<br />
3. MotU II<br />
4. The Best Man<br />
5. The Blessing and the Curse<br />
6. EP<br />
7. Maybe (currently STILL reading)<br />
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So please leave a comment with your top 5 fics..or 3....or 1. I'll put a list together and decide which to read first. Ready..... go! <br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"></div>Jaymes805http://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-88389422687486893502011-11-16T20:19:00.000-08:002011-11-16T20:24:50.138-08:00Hump Day Special: Robsten Edition<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>There's a reason they call us Borderline.... or actually a reason we call ourselves Borderline. We do everything half assed. EVERY. THING. Like for instance, we haven't done any of our FOOOORKS posts yet. We haven't blogged about Twilight Tuesdays. I haven't done my Thanksgiving Wish List. And so on. But we'll get to it... one of these years. <br />
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Anyway it's Wednesday (or Winesday as some might call it) and we used to do this little thing on hump day about people we'd like to hump before we started failing at life, I thought we should start it up again with some recent photos that have been circulating. And no, I don't mean of this chick:<br />
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A lot of you know we love Twilight. It's hardly something we keep on the down low anymore, we are full blown Twitards. But some of you may not know that we are also Team Robsten. Not just for their hotness (which is obvious to anyone who has eyes) but also for their on and off screen chemistry. We aren't Team Robsten in a "I will kick a baby possum if they aren't together!!!" but more like we love them together and separate but mostly together. As long as they're happy, right? So today we'd like to hump Robsten! In honor of that, let's take a look at some different sides of Robsten...and no, I don't mean "that side" (although we'd like to look, don't get me wrong!) Here weeeee go!<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Breaking Dawn </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I can't decide who's hotter.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">THIS is what the meadow scene should have been like.<br />
I so want this picture framed on my wall.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I think this was the pic that made me finally realize how gorgeous KStew is.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'd keep holding on too if I was walking with someone that hot.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Move your hand over juuuust a little bit.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nice hand placement, Rob! Wait..... where's Kristen's hand?? </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh, there it is! Again, move it over juuust a bit.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is that...hand holding?<br />
Thank you LuvsMeSumEdward for finding this amazingness.</td></tr>
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Let's look at that move in motion, shall we?<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">So cute. Even Taylor is happy about it!</td></tr>
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Who's going? Who's already seen it? Who loves Robsten? Tell us.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thank you to my lovelies who provided me with some of these gorgeous pictures. If you took the pics and need me to credit you let us know, we'll be happy to!</div></div>Jaymes805http://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-35626078929645093482011-10-18T11:18:00.000-07:002011-10-18T11:22:07.125-07:00Say it. Outloud. Say it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEMANDA!<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Dear Demanda, </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">I know today is a very special day. It's <strike>Tuesday!</strike> <strike>the night 90210 is on!</strike> <strike>the premiere of Jackson's new webseries!</strike> YOUR 30TH BIRTHDAY!!!! </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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Although a lot has changed, some things have not. Like you still fall asleep after drinking a bottle, probably go to the bathroom the same amount, and drool sometimes. When we met, were were awesome Jr. High kids. How awesome? THIS AWESOME!<br />
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I'd post a picture of myself from Jr. High but sadly there aren't any online... that I know of. Thankfully. I'm sure that will change when my 30th Birthday hits. Anyway, you were pretty much the exact same person when we were 12 that you are now. Fun, energetic, 5'3", etc. Now you're a little more mature and a whole lot better dressed. But still the same amazing friend. I can't believe we celebrated our 13th Birthdays together and now we're celebrating 30. Yikes! Throughout our friendship, we've only been in 3 fights. One about Doritos, one about Barnes and Noble and one about car keys. All equally important. We've been through laughable roadtrips, even more laughable guy stories, moments that make us think that if we told anyone about it, they would NEVER believe us, laughter, love, heartbreak, silliness, moves all around Cali, and much much more. THAT is true friendship. I seriously couldn't ask for a better heterosexual life partner to have spend the last 18 years with. Holy shit, if our friendship was a person it would be a legal adult! <br />
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Thank you for being amazing. I hope your Birthday is all that you hoped for and more. And I hope that your 30's are even more of a spectacular adventure than your 20's were... although we both know that is VERY hard to beat. I love you and am so unbelievably grateful to have you in my life. Now go rock your dirty thirties!!!<br />
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Lie better.BORDERLINE PHENOMENALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629111014692760344noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-5651388124028721312011-09-09T19:22:00.000-07:002011-09-09T19:22:25.794-07:00Just for the FORK(S) of it<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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Left for the airport at 1:00 a.m.<br />
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</div>Jaymes805http://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-28858551734790666952011-09-04T20:23:00.000-07:002011-09-04T20:23:01.926-07:00Normal Convo Ya'll<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It happened one January evening. I was feeling a little weird...and this is how it went down.</span></div><br />
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Jaymes: "I’ve had that for like 20 minutes. Seriously, what the hell is going on?"<br />
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Demanda: "Um… What’s wrong with you? Are you gonna die? Im gonna take a shower but I’ll take my phone in there just in case. So if you die, call me."<br />
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Jaymes: "I don’t think I’m gonna die but what if I disappear like that guy from The Time Traveler’s Wife*? If I’m not here when you’re out of the shower, that’s what happened. So I won’t be able to call you because my phone will still be here."<br />
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*The Time Traveler's Wife is one of my favorite books of all time. If you've never read it, please do it. For me.Jaymes805http://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-49312748526751285782011-09-03T21:34:00.000-07:002011-09-03T21:34:41.515-07:00Vampires: You're Doing it WrongDear Twilight Makeup/Hair/Wardrobe Team-<br />
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I almost didn't read Twilight. What a shame that would have been, huh? But really, my friends had to actively force me to watch Interview with a Vampire and Bram Stoker's Dracula in high school and I had nightmares for days. I can't watch anything even close to scary or it's bye bye sleep for me. So imagine my excitement when I was over at my co-worker's house back in 2006 and she had this sitting on her coffee table.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Wow, it's been 5 years since I picked this thing up?! </td></tr>
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I picked it up and read the back cover, then immediately put it back down. Vampires? No way. But she has amazing taste in books and told me I HAD to read it. Even after I told her that vampires make me pee my pants, she told me they were good vampires and to read the first chapter. If I didn't like it, I didn't have to read it. One chapter later and I was asking if I could borrow the book. One day later and I was asking if I could borrow New Moon. She was still reading it but I borrowed it afterwards and then had to wait for Eclipse and Breaking Dawn to come out (which was a LONG time). <br />
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Anyway, I'm getting off topic. When I found out Twilight was being made into a movie and I saw the cast, I wasn't impressed. Maybe it was bad photos that were released or something.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Seriously, can you blame me? Gross.<br />
And why are his fingernails dirty?!?</td></tr>
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I've since realized I have never seen such a beautiful group of people in 1 (or 5) movies. I mean come on...<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Yeah, you people are ridiculous. </td></tr>
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<div>Although this cast is unnaturally hot in real life, you somehow manage to make them look less than awesome. Let's take a looksies, shall we?</div><div><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Real life Rob. Delish.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Not horrible but I prefer the live version.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ashley Greene = gorgeous</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It's like Ashley Greene's ugly twin took her finger out of the light socket long enough to take a photo.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nikki Reed radiates beauty. </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Stephenie Meyer said Rosalie Hale was the most gorgeous girl in the world or something.<br />
She lied. </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jackson Rathbone is well... you know. Yum.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Someone call PETA. A poodle has been killed and used as a wig! </td></tr>
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<div>That's just a few examples. I could have kept going with many many more photos but I don't want to torment you that much. Nor do I have that kind of time on my hands. Call me crazy but the Twi cast would have been much better off if they had been left alone with just some added pale makeup and contacts. </div><div><br />
</div><div>I do have another suggestion that may benefit you if you ever choose to work on another vampire movie in the future. Head on over to the set of another vamp series that I've been recently <strike>obsessing over</strike> watching and maybe intern there for a day or two so you can see how it's SUPPOSED to be done. Because it seems to me (and probably the rest of the viewers) that the crew on the set of The Vampire Diaries really knows what they're doing when it comes to making the cast look hot as hell. I've provided you with some examples below.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">That Paul Wesley sure knows what he's doing when it comes to looking hot.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">...as does Stefan Salvatore. They almost look like the same person.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ian Somerhalder, congratulations on your face. </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It's just as hot as Damon Salvatore's. Also, nice body.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Beautiful Nina Dobrev</td></tr>
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BTW if you don't follow him on <a href="http://twitter.com/mrholymonster">twitter</a>, you should. He's hilarious!</td></tr>
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<div>I would again post more examples but I don't have all night. Plus I don't wanna spoiler alert people who aren't all caught up or haven't watched (shame on you!) to which characters are vampires and which one's aren't. (spoiler alert: everyone is) </div><div><br />
</div><div>So you see, dear Twilight crew, there IS a way to make vampires hot without caking on the unnatural looking chalk makeup, adding some Kmart wigs, and putting in alien-like contacts. Maybe in a few decades when they decided to remake Twilight (I shudder at the thought of a cheesy remake) the people on that crew will stumble upon this post and take my words of wisdom to heart. But until then, just know this: </div><div><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">In the airport on the way to Seattle. This was the solution to the fact that Demanda looks cute all doped up on valuim (she's scared of planes) but I kept taking photos with only one eye open.<br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Why hello, long time no blog. I, Demanda, have made a pact with myself and <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><a href="http://musingbella.blogspot.com/">@musingbella</a></b> that I will blog every day this month leading up to the day Jaymes and I leave for “Seattle.” My friends and family think I am going to “Seattle” for a few days.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>. little do they know I am going to the Mothership that is Forks, Washington. Gah,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I c a n n o t wait ladies!</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">I see Borderline Phenomenal has new followers and I wanted to re-introduce myself and Jaymes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I would love to meet all of you in Seattle and Forks if you are going.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Demanda:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I love long walks on the beach. . . just kidding. I am a late bloomer when it comes to loving anything that remotely has to do with Twilight. I used to endlessly make fun of Jaymes and her love for Twilight. Every time I saw a disco ball I would scream “EDWARD!” (I still do). I admit I watched Twilight (hated it) New Moon (hated it) then Eclipse (LOVED IT) On June 30<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup>, 2010 I entered into the fandom that is Twilight and what a fantastic ride it has been ever since. After watching Eclipse, I read all four books in three weeks. My entire life revolved around that damn Saga. I would spend unhealthy amount of hours Google-ing topics on Twilight, Rob, Robsten, Kellan, locations of filming, Kellan, release dates on upcoming movies, Kellan; and then I came across my first Twi-Blog <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><a href="http://sotwired.blogspot.com/">Twired</a></b>. I fell in love with T<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/TwiredJen">wiredJen</a><strong> </strong>and <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Elusive_S">Elusive_S</a> From Jen’s blog I found <strong><a href="http://twitarded.blogspot.com/">Twitarded</a></strong> and it was all downhill from there. I went to Forks with everyone in 2010 , more on that in another post, and had one of the BEST weekend of my life. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I live with Jaymes in a small beach community in California. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My blogger handle is Demanda, on Twitter I am <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/amandakmelby">@amandakmelby</a>,</b> and my real life name is Amanda, go figure! Jaymes and I are getting into Seattle early Wednesday morning to get in some tourist attractions before the meet up in the <strong><a href="http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2011/08/forks-update-tees-wednesday-night-in.html">Red Room of Pain</a>.</strong> I would consider myself to be extremely outgoing so if you need a dance partner, karaoke partner, or drinking buddy. . come find me! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Thursday we’re driving to Forks after we pick up <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/LuvsMeSumEdward">luvsmesumedward </a> and her sister and staying until Sunday afternoon.</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Jaymes: What up h00rs! I'm Jaymes. I've been awesome since 1982 when I was made at a Cinco de Mayo party in the woods of a small Iowa town. I enjoy dancing, champagne, laughter, and 99 cent shrimp cocktail.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Some people may see me as a Sarcastic Sally but I see myself as stellar. I've been addicted to Twilight since I saw New Moon sitting on the coffee table of a previous co-workers house. "What's this?" I asked. She stated it was a vampire book and I immediately threw it down like it had lit my hand on fire. "I don't DO vampires" I stated (my, how things have changed.. I would give anything to do a vampire now!) She told me the books were amazing and to read the first chapter of Twilight. If I wasn't convinced, I never had to look at them again. One chapter later and I was asking her if I could borrow the book. I promptly returned it to her the next day and asked to borrow New Moon. I returned THAT to her the next day and she gave me devastating news; Eclipse wouldn't be out for a few months. I waited patiently for Eclipse and Breaking Dawn to come out and read them the day they hit the bookstores. As soon as I found out they were being made into a movie, I squee'ed with my co-workers and then we all sat around curiously wondering who would be playing the lead characters. When I found out it was Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, I didn't want to see the movies anymore. As soon as I saw the movies, I immediately changed my mind and fell in love then tried to push them on Demanda like a bad crack habit. She didn't budge very easily. Even after seeing Twilight and New Moon. When she went on a trip for a week with nothing to do, I made sure to pack all 4 books in her suitcase. She came home and stated "I read one chapter but then I got sick and slept the rest of the time." After rethinking our friendship for a long time, I decided to give her another chance. Thankfully she came around so we could fangirl out together and watch/read/talk/smell/lick all things Twi. We had a FANTASTICAL time in Foooooooooorks last year and can't wait to see all of your sexy faces again!</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Jaymes and I would also love to get to know you a little more too so age, sex, location would be g r e a t. Please, please respond to the questions below in the comments. </span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">1.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Real Name – Twitter handle<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>- Blogger name</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">2.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">What day are you flying, driving, walking, boating into Seattle or Forks</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">3.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Are you going to the meet up in Seattle</span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">4.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Is this your first time going to #FOOORKS</span></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">To all out lovely followers who are not going this year or even if you are not a fan of Twilight *shutters* we are not trying to exclude you! We love you too!</span></div>Demandahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10013553596174068650noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-59520897053484264762011-08-20T22:37:00.000-07:002011-08-21T00:21:32.597-07:00Dear Life, You Win....Or Do You??NOTE: No idea why this post is saying I posted it today. I posted this in like November sometime. Soooo if you've already read it, sorry. If not then read it and laugh at how awesome my luck is. :)<br />
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Dear Life-<br />
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What the hell is your problem?!?!<br />
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You think you're soooo funny.<br />
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Well guess what. You're not.<br />
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I guess sometimes you can be. But you see, you've given me a horrible case of bad luck. Not just bad luck....weird luck. Say, for instance, that I fell. Like a normal person, I wouldn't just trip and fall but I would probably trip over a pebble and fall face first into a thousand dollar ice cream cake. No idea who would buy a thousand dollar ice cream cake..but now I'm craving cake and wish I had a thousand dollars to splurge on such tasty treats. Damn you life, damn you!<br />
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<div>Tonight, you tried to pull a fast one on me and it worked. Demanda and I were in this nice little resort by our house where we like to go for Happy Hours and extremely expensive Sunday Brunch. It's overlooking the ocean and the happy hour has super cheap drinks and free food. Hollar!!! Can't get much better than that. I wasn't feeling too hot tonight so didn't really want to go buuuut Demanda did and plus free food means I don't have to get my lazy ass in the kitchen to make dinner. Win/Win all around, folks. </div><div><br />
</div><div>As we were paying the tab (or I guess as Demanda was paying the tab since she decided to be my suga momma for the evening) a guy comes up to us and says "Is one of you Jaymes?" (he said my real name but I've decided not to put it here...even though most of you probably know it anyway.) I said "yep that's me!" thinking maybe I won the lotto (Demanda thought I lost my ID or Debit card because that's something I would do but then she realized my debit card was already lost yesterday) and he said "Can you come with me? Your car was hit in the parking lot by another car and the cops need to talk to you." Ok seriously?? Does this crap ever end? I got rear ended the week before Thanksgiving, Demanda had <s>A LOT of</s> some issues with her car in October... why do you hate us life, why??</div><div><br />
</div><div>So this is where you, life, get really sweet. The cop came over to talk to me and he described the accident as...wait for it....keep waiting...a little longer....</div><div><br />
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</div><div>.................. I know. What. The. Fuck?!?! Are you joking me?? Only these things would happen to me! Not only does my car get hit while in a parking lot but it gets hit by a car that isn't even moving. Real funny, life. Way to make a crap day even more awesome. </div><div><br />
</div><div>But this is where the jokes on you. Because I wasn't mad. I didn't cry. I laughed...hard. Because life, you may throw these shitty things my way but at the end of the day they make for awesome blog posts and funny stories. So I guess thanks for that. But you still suck for messing up my car. </div><div><br />
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</div><div>Jaymes</div><div><br />
</div><div>* To go into more detail, someone was towing a trailer in a parking lot and as they went around the corner, the trailer hit a parked car which got smashed into mine. Luckily I only have paint damage on the bumper, side panel and the door..but hopefully I'll get a nice lil paint job out of it!</div><div><br />
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</div>Jaymes805http://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-23634177217273521782011-08-05T19:36:00.000-07:002011-08-20T20:08:17.049-07:00Nikki Reed Gives A Shit<div style="text-align: left;">Over here at Borderline Phenomenal, we like to talk about some unusual things. More so in our lives than on the blog but that's because we're easing our way into it. Conversations we have in our daily lives usually make men cringe...and that says a lot. We talk about any and everything. Even poop jokes. Probably as much as <a href="http://twitarded.blogspot.com/">Jenny Jerkface</a> and if you know her, you know that's a lot.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Also, we like doing good deeds. It may not seem like it but that's because we aren't those types of people to brag about it. When we do it, it's quietly done so we don't seem like assholes doing it for the wrong reasons. Those people suck. But I guess a good deed is a good deed. BTW, we've had a few good deeds come our way recently and will write about that more on that in another post. But in general, when it comes to caring, we give a shit. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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-JaymesJaymes805http://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317381522480762990.post-28588694098474615732011-07-17T21:13:00.000-07:002011-07-17T21:13:27.208-07:00I Was Told There'd Be No HillsThis may come as a shock to some of you, but I hate exercise. I'm just not the type to exert myself physically unless it comes in the form of dancing while drinking. Growing up, I was in dance from the age of 4 to 10 and then did cheer/dance (we didn't have a separate cheer and dance team, we did both) from age 11 to 17. I love any and everything having to do with dance but any exercise besides that is not my bag.<br />
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<div>Every once in a while, I get the urge to try and make myself an outdoor/exercise person. I really wish I was into trying new things that I've never done before but I'd rather sit on my ass, watch TV and get skinny by the magic of "think thin" instead of working for it. I know this is a stupid way to think and nothing good ever comes without working hard but I grew up never gaining weight. I'm guessing the 2.5 hrs of dance per day had a little something to do with this. </div><div><br />
</div><div>Anyway, I told Demanda on Friday that I wanted to do a hike on Saturday. Most of the time, this is just me talking out my ass and then Saturday rolls around, I'm still in jammies at noon and have no plans or desire to do anything else. </div><div><br />
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<div>Saturday rolled around and Demanda called me around 12:30pm (yes, we live together but she was out being productive while I was rolling out of bed.) and asked if I wanted to go on a hike. I kinda did the whole "eh...well...um....to where?" thing to which she replied that it was on a hike on this trail that she's never been on but it would be fast and easy (like her) and if I didn't want to go, I didn't have to. I said <strike>no</strike> that I'd think about it and she was on her way home so we hung up. </div><div><br />
</div><div>She got home and I was just finishing breakfast, still in my jammies while she sat there trying to convince me to go. I don't remember her reasons but since we were going with our friend Daisydarkside and we hadn't seen her in a while, I figured I should probably just sack up, put my big girl panties on and go. But I still wasn't convinced. I have exercise induced asthma and didn't want to slow them down. But then Demanda told me the thing that convinced me to go, which also happened to be the reason I will never trust anything she says again.</div><div><br />
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</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">What she said: "Don't worry, it's easy. There aren't any hills." </span></div><div><br />
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">What she meant: "We're climbing Mount Everest."</span></div><div><br />
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<div>About 5 minutes in, I couldn't breathe because silly me, I didn't think there were any hills so I didn't bother to use my inhaler. That's the last time I make that mistake. It was a gorgeous hike up into the mountains of our nice lil city. We walked over bridges, through the woods, through rocky terrain, etc. and I didn't die. That's saying a lot. I probably only complained about 10-15 times and it wasn't even real complains. Just mostly "I wish I had brought tissue/my inhaler/alcohol." I was bummed about one thing though. The sign promised that we would see wildlife, but the only thing we saw were lizards. No mountain lions, bobcats, or vampires (although this one couple started out at the same time on a different trail but we met them coming down WAY quicker than they should have. They were impossibly fast.)</div><div><br />
</div><div>All in all, I'm super glad I went. Sure I can't feel my legs today and I'm walking as if I turned 85 overnight but it was nice to be at the top of that mountain and know that I accomplished more than watching the entire season of a TV show in a Saturday afternoon. Thanks, Demanda for <strike>lying to me</strike> convincing me to go. Although, I do need to remember this lesson always....</div><div><br />
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