A Letter to My Bloggy Life Partner

Dear Demanda-

I know we said that our first blog of the new year would be New Years resolutions but who are we kidding? You know we'll post those in June or something. That's the way we do things here. We lag big time. Hence the reason we're only BORDERLINE phenomenal. Procrastination is our way of life. That and borderline alcoholism.

True story.

As you might have noticed, I write you letters often. Well, not really THAT often. I wrote you one previously apologizing for hurting your feelings. And then I wrote a nice little blurb in the form of a post-it on your door (which has remained there for the last 8 months). Now I'm writing you another letter as a plea.

Some people might not know about this nice little website I have been known to obsess over frequent as of late called Tumblr. For those  people, I would warn them do NOT go near it. It's a time suck. But for you, it would be an awesome way to communicate. Really it's not enough that we live together, talk on twitter, facebook, gchat, text, talk on the phone and hang out 24/7. We need tumblr to add another form of awesome communication.

I really think you need to join. I mean at least if not for me, do it for our readers. Not only can they follow us on our blog and on twitter but now they can see awesome pictures we post.

If you're still not convinced, I will list out some more reasons for you to join. You know how I love lists. I got that trait from you back in jr college when you would make random lists for EVERYTHING. I think I still have one somewhere in my storage or closet that we made as a joke. It's probably buried under mass amounts of clothes and shoes. Perhaps after joining tumblr, we should submit an application to Hoarders.




Specifically because this looks like our closets, minus the neatness.

 So here is my list. My final attemp to get you to join tumblr or for you to say "Jaymes, go ahead and make me a tumblr page and I will look at it/update it every once in a while. By the way, you're beautiful!"



1. I know I posted this on tumblr/twitter last night but it was so good that I need to do it again.




Join Tumblr or Kellan will eat this baby! Seriously, do it. You'll save this kids life.



2.  Join tumblr to be a good friend. You stood in my room last night talking to me and shivering. What did i do??




I gave you a hug. And thank you for not biting my neck.
Now you join tumblr to return the favor.


3.  I'm always talking about these hot pictures I saw on tumblr. Now you can see them too!


Kellan says: Come over to tumblr and you can see more, baby!






Rob says: If you join tumblr, You can come lay with me.
Plus, I won't think you girls are creepy for having pics of me all over your carport anymore.


4.  There are some batshit crazy people on tumblr. We love batshit crazies. They make life interesting in ways we can't.

Almost as crazy as Tom Cruise but not quite.

5.  Because who WOULDN'T want to look at pictures of people running through fields with balloons?

SOLD!

6. You love cute animals. So does tumblr.

Awwwww.

7.  Networking. How are we going to get paid to blog one day if we don't both have tumblr?!?

If they can get paid to do nothing and be stupid, we can definitely get paid to do nothing and be awesome.

8. You're on tumblr all the time anyway, why not have an account?

No need to hide, Demanda. You can be on Tumblr all you want!

9.  Because you made me join twitter. And by "made" I mean you joined and talked about how cool it was so then I said "it sounds stupid" but you said "shut your mouth, it's not stupid! You're stupid!" and I cried in my cereal even though I don't eat cereal so I finally just decided to join. And now I love it. So you should do the same with Tumblr.

Look how happy they are! We can be that happy.

10.

This says it all.

Love,

Jaymes

P.S- I know there's still some Christmas crap up on our page. I'm planning on taking it down sometime around St. Patrick's day.

A Happy Birthday Song To Jackson

Today is where we don't explain anything, we just sing Happy Birthday to this man.

Dear Jackson-



Happy Birthday to you!



Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday Dear Jackson...

Happy Birthday to yooooou!

Happy 26th Jackson Rathbone! 

Love,

Borderline Phenomenal

PS- Here's some eye candy for our readers.

If You Didn't Know, Now You Do.

Happy Monday everyone! I know, there's no such thing.. but hopefully our blog will make your day a little brighter because here at Borderline Phenomenal, we aim to please.* In order to do that, we thought we'd give you a little glimpse into us. So maybe you'll feel a little better about yourselves and be thankful you're not that strange.


The other night Demanda and I were at home in our own rooms on twitter/facebook/watching Eclipse minding our own business when I decided to go into her room and ask her a question. I hobbled up our skinny staircase slowly as I have tumbled down those bitches many times and went into ask her a question. What I asked wasn't important but as we finished our convo, we both stopped talking as we came to the exact same realization.

All. The. Time.

I'm not talking gibberish as in "OMFG I'll totes BRB because PMSL." (if you don't know what that means, join twitter.. or get the internet.)

I'm talking gibberish as in our own language. To us, it makes complete sense. To everyone else, we probably sound like this guy.

Yeah I know. We're crazy...or are we?

When we were in high school Amanda's nephew was a little guy who had the cutest speech problem. His last name is Barrington and he would pronounce it "Booington." He once told his mom that he loved "Black Booty" when he meant to say Black Beauty. This kid was our vocabulary idol. The best part about it was that he thought he was speaking correctly. So when we would say words like he did, he would look at us like we were insane. Because we talked to him in his language so much, we haven't been able to stop.. we do it ALL the time. I don't even think we've ever had a convo without using one of these words or phrases..sometimes they even slip out at work.

So here's a little vocab lesson for ya'll. Just in case you ever are around us and we are speaking like in our language, you'll get it. It will be kind of like when people speak spanish. We can understand a few words here and there but mostly we just notice that spanish speaking people use the word "tambien" A LOT!

Booington Vocab Lesson:

A "dat". 

A "baby ditton".

"Sputney Buzz".

"Not tautin".

"Rying a weer" (this image is for you LuvsMeSumEdward!)

A "puntin".

"I'm a dood tid!"



"Budidadoin?"



There are a ton more but I think that it would take far too long to explain all the words/phrases and frankly we don't have that much time. Who am I kidding, we do have that much time but you probably don't wanna read it all. If you ever hear us talking like this, don't worry..we didn't fall and hit our heads and we're probably also not too drunk. It's just second nature to us now because we've been using this vocab for so long. We barely realize that we're doing it until people look at us like we're freaks. Then we just pretend...I don't know what we pretend actually, because there's no way to recover from it.




We know, we know.

*if you know what thise phrase is from, you win 100 Borderline Phenomenal Points**

** These points are just 'feel good' points. You don't win a prize or anything, just our love. Which is a prize in itself.

Hump Day Special- Guess Who We Want To Hump?!

Happy Hump Day h00rs!!! As  most of you know, one of our all time FAVORITE movies (and books) came out on DVD this past weekend.

WOO HOOOOOO!

We were crapping ourselves excited and to celebrate that, we are going to give you a special hump day treat.  A poem about someone we want to hump the most in this world.

Humping Rob

By Demanda & Jaymes

We are Borderline Phenomenal

We want to hump Rob.

We would hump Rob here and there.

We would hump him anywhere.

We would hump Rob nice and slow.

We would hump Rob in a bow.

Aw. A present for us?!?

We would hump Rob saying "sccchhwwwing!".

We would hump Rob wearing bling.

Gangsta.

We would hump Rob on a mat.

We would hump Rob in a hat.

Fancy!

We would hump Rob under stars.

We would hump Rob at the bars.

Yummy!



We would hump Rob dodging bullets.

We would hump Rob in a mullet.

get'er done!

We would hump Rob in a speedo.

We would hump Rob incognito.

Bet you're wishin we had a speedo pic. Toooo bad!

We would hump Rob in a car.

We would hump Rob as a rockstar.



Rock out with your...you know the rest.



We would hump Rob acting weird.

We would hump Rob in a beard.

Beanie Rob just for you Charla!!! :)

We would hump Rob night or day.

We would hump Rob all the way.

Hope your hump day is phenomenal!

- Jaymes and Demanda