Monday, February 6, 2012

Happy 30th Jamie

Happy birthday to my best friend since Jr. high, my roommate of 10+ years, the person who knows every single thing about me and still continues to be my friend. I love you more than words could ever define. Thank you for being you.

Your friends have something they would like to share. . .



HAPPY BIRTHDAY! She can't borrow Bolton cause you sent him back missing half his pants and his hair dyed blue! And I promise no tequila in the Battleshots game...maybe one, or two.



Happy Birthday Jamie!
Wishing you all the best and hope to see you soon.
Love, TwiloveSue XOXO


It has been a rough year for me, health wise.  I have been to a lot of specialists, have been through a lot ot tests, and had lots of conflicting reports from the "experts".  They all agree there is something wrong with me causing severe inflammation and joint pain, they just can't agree to what.  One day, I was upset and vented to some of my friend through here on a RL update.  Jamie emailed back and shared her story, and the struggle she went through with her own health.  She talked about how long it takes to figure it out, how painful, and time consuming, and how expensive, but how it was so worth it in the end and encouraged me to keep fighting until I figured it out.  I emailed her to ask her about how her diet helped/affected inflammation in her body, and she immediately emailed me back with information and websites that would be useful to me.  Her willingness to share her story with me, her encouragement, and her following through to help me shows what a kind and caring person she is.   I truly hope her 30th birthday is her best year ever!


I would like to talk about Jamie's weird obsession with Furries...It's something we don't talk about, but something she probably should face in the future, admitting a problem is the first step to recovery.  She like's it doggy style, and has since ruined the beloved show Scooby Doo for the rest of my life. She frequently receives erotic dances from Limber Care Bear...he showed her his lower tummy symbol, an all pink "rainbow". CARE BEARS...PREPARE TO my penis! She also worries about getting enough calcium, but prefers chocolate milk...I will never look at Yoo-Hoo with the same childish excitement I once had for it. I realize this is supposed to be a Birthday celebration, but since it's called the DIRTY 30, I figured I would help her to overcome one of her many dirty little secrets...HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE!!! 


CHILINGA!!! I can't believe you're having your Trincinerra!!!!! Who would have thought you'd make it this far? What with dating almost every creeper in the states and having almost every ailment known to mankind. I figured you'd tap out at 29 and a half, so I'm so proud that you're still alive and kickin it Gluten Free style. I feel like the rest of this post should be what I read at your funeral:

Jamie Lee Curtis,

Remember the time you tried to barf into a cracker wrapper on your 26th Birthday, or the time you had Amanda pull over on the highway to barf on the side of the road on your 29th Birthday? How about your 28th birthday when I humped you on a wall next to a motorcycle? Pictures prove it happened, unfortunately. 27th Birthday???? Oh, yeah, sorry I brought Spiderman to that party. I'm so happy I was crazy and ballsy enough to answer your Craigslist ad for a roommate. HOLLA. Wouldn't have amazing memories of late night over-eating, over-drinking, under-sleeping stories to share with anyone. You are an amazing friend, and an even better food critique. I'm sorry God made you so tall. I'm also sorry he gave you a Gluten allergy. And a swollen foot that can't wear heels. But I'm not sorry God gave me you. For that, I am thankful.

I love you always and forever, and if you and Amanda ever break up, I would gladly take her sloppy seconds.



Ps. The End.


Happy Birthday Jamie!!! I love that we have created some great memories together, from multiple 100 Monkeys Concerts, to showing Twikiwi50 what California's all about. I totally wish you lived closer, because I know we'd hang out for sure.  I hope your birthday is as fabulous as ever. Love you & hope to see you soon! xoxo Jen


Dear Jamie,
(Oy vey, I'm already getting choked up.)  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, old balls!  I remember so clearly seeing you and Amanda sitting at the table in front of us in Forks (the first trip) when we were watching Twilight, and my thought was: wow, those two are so trendy and stylish.  I can't remember now what you guys were wearing but clearly I was impressed.  If I had only known then how much more there was to you than cute clothes, I would have jumped into your lap so that we could snuggle and swap life stories.  Thank you for being there for me and for being such an awesome friend.  I feel SO, SO blessed to have you in my life and I am incredibly grateful for your friendship.  [break from typing so I can locate a tissue.  damn it.]  I hope you know what a wonderful person you are and how much you are loved.  <---a ton
Oh, and *points finger and laughs* YOU ARE SO OLD!  I can get away with saying that until later this year, when I catch up to you... but until then I will continue to remind you, at every opportunity, that you're old!  :D  I LOVE YOU!

Miss TeJota


Happy 30th Birthday!!! On your special day I hope you meet hot pirates galore who supply you with bountiful treasure and serenade you with 100 Monkeys songs. I'm truly blessed to know you and I hope you receive ten times the joy in your 30th year that you bring to everyone else.

Miss TeJota

Jess C.

I wasn't really sure what to get you, but I figured I can't go wrong with bewb grabs and a little neck biting from Klaus! Happy Birthday friend! I truly have no words to describe how grateful I am to have you in my life! Who knew that something so crazy as Twilight and Twitter would have brought me to my soul sister! We've talked about this many times and I totally believe we were destined to become friends. We have shared so many amazing memories over the short time we've known each other and I can't wait to add a million more to the pile! I hope you have an amazing birthday, you deserve it! Love you bunches!


Happy Birthday, Jaymes! May the next decade bring you fun and laughter--thirty is a fantastic age to be. Just think, now you can look forward to your fortieth *groan* ;-)

Lots of love from across the pond - Neets / CC x


Looks like your biological clock is ticking, Little J.  Guess there is only one thing left for you to do- party until you are the biggest celebrity on the Central Coast.  Don't do anything S wouldn't do.
XOXO Gossip Girl


Dear Jamie,
You mean more to me than a parrot does to a pirate.
Your friendship is more precious than any pirate's treasure.
I'd sail the seven seas to help you with anything.
And you have marked a spot on my heart with an X and I am forever grateful.
I love you
Happy 30th Birthday!


A big thank you to Amy for making the Twitter avi's!

You are very much loved and appreciated. I wish you nothing but the best in your thirties and beyond.