Ok, now that I got how awesome I am out of the way, WHAT THE FUCK is this lady’s problem?! Apparently this woman is a tad bit fed up with her marriage because she is the “breadwinner” of the family. She talks about how her sexual desire has changed and how she cannot reach an orgasm from her husband… blah blah blah. The fact of the matter is YES, people have highs and lows in marriages/relationships, I’ve been there.
|That's what this is for!|
However I have NEVER turned to my household items for sexual gratification. But this lady did. She started getting it on with her LAUNDRY basket! To watch the video, click here because for some reason I can't post it on our blog
What baffles me about this story is HOW did she choose the laundry basket? Was she sitting on the washer during the spin cycle, looked over at it and said, “Hey you, wanna join?” I cannot fathom why she would get turned on by this item, maybe it chose her I don’t know. I have to be honest, I just watched the highlight about this story and maybe it covers how she chose her laundry lover but I don’t think I can sit through an hour of a story about that type of lovemaking
How do you even tell your husband, it’s not you, it’s the laundry basket? If I went to town on a that thing, I would be so ashamed I wouldn’t even tell Jaymes, and I tell her EVERYTHING. Yet this woman goes on a talk show, publicly humiliates her husband …for what? If I were him, I’d put sharp objects all over her basket and get even.
I just don't get it!
While writing this blog and searching for pictures, I came upon some different types of laundry baskets. Perhaps I should send her an email with suggestions but instead I'll post them here in hopes that maybe she'll come across this blog (or not since I just insulted her big time) and pick up the following tips.
|In a galaxy far, far away...your world will be rocked.|
|I don't know about you but this seems like it would chafe.|
|Folds in half for all of your sexual needs.|
|Can be raised or lowered. You can |
|I think her husband was confused when she said her pussy loves the laundry basket.|
Hopefully this lady finds some other type of satisfaction down the road other than household items. I'm sure it's going to make life difficult in the long run if she ever has houseguests over and they see her going to town on the dustpan. Along with being awkward, it's just very unsanitary.