A glimpse into the loving, supportive, nurturing, seventeen year friendship that is Jamie and I. .
As most of you fabulous followers know, Forks 2011 is coming up fast. I have booked my hotel at the Forks Hotel, which I am sharing with Jaymes, AllTwiedUp, and NorCalTwitard . I have even booked the car rental that I am sharing with Jaymes and LuvsMeSumEdward. I had yet to book my flight until today. I have been stalking Kayak.com and Priceline.com hourly like it was my solo mission in life to find the cheapest flight to Forks. Today they offered a price I wouldn’t have to sell my first born for so I knew today was the day. I asked Jaymes if we should purchase them together to secure seats next to each other, like we already don’t see each other enough. I offered to put them on my credit card since I already had all the information filled out.
When I e-mailed her the itinerary to triple check everything is accurate, did I get a “thank you for booking the flight”? No. A “thank you for looking every day for cheap flights so our broke asses can go to the mother-ship that is Forks” was no where to be found. Instead, I got this:
Really? . . . REALLY? That was her e-mail back. My initial thought was to only purchase one airfare and when she is unable to board the plane because she has no ticket I would kindly reply “ you were pissed about the meal so I figured you didn’t want to go.” However I declined my initial thought because when I came back from Forks solo all my shit would be burned and or out in the carport. Below is our correspondence from that e-mail on:
Demanda: Jeeebus you asshat. The preference was; low salt, non fat, vegan. What do you prefer?
(She redeems herself in her reply)
Jaymes: I don’t know which category Vodka fits under. Low salt?
Demanda: Fat free.
Jaymes: Hopefully I don’t have to be gluten free by then cuz I iz going to yell at them because I won’t be able to have Vitamin R. *
*I love that this is one of her biggest challenges if she has Celiac. Diehard Twitard.
Anyhoo, I felt inclined to give you a little somethin’ somethin’ and demonstrate what true friendship looks like. Thank you Jaymes for always being a high-maintenance biotch. Please never change.