Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Hump Day Special- Guess Who We Want To Hump?!

Happy Hump Day h00rs!!! As  most of you know, one of our all time FAVORITE movies (and books) came out on DVD this past weekend.


We were crapping ourselves excited and to celebrate that, we are going to give you a special hump day treat.  A poem about someone we want to hump the most in this world.

Humping Rob
By Demanda & Jaymes

We are Borderline Phenomenal
We want to hump Rob.

We would hump Rob here and there.
We would hump him anywhere.

We would hump Rob nice and slow.
We would hump Rob in a bow.

Aw. A present for us?!?

We would hump Rob saying "sccchhwwwing!".
We would hump Rob wearing bling.


We would hump Rob on a mat.
We would hump Rob in a hat.

We would hump Rob under stars.
We would hump Rob at the bars.


We would hump Rob dodging bullets.
We would hump Rob in a mullet.

get'er done!

We would hump Rob in a speedo.
We would hump Rob incognito.

Bet you're wishin we had a speedo pic. Toooo bad!

We would hump Rob in a car.
We would hump Rob as a rockstar.

Rock out with know the rest.

We would hump Rob acting weird.
We would hump Rob in a beard.

Beanie Rob just for you Charla!!! :)

We would hump Rob night or day.
We would hump Rob all the way.

Hope your hump day is phenomenal!
- Jaymes and Demanda


Twired Jen said...

OMG PMSL! Love this...ALOT.

xo J

Uber Vamp said...

I would hump Rob six ways 'til Sunday (even if you desecrate his beautiful face).

Smitten said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Loves it!! Rob is lucky to have such lovely stalk- I mean dedicated fans! Just today I agreed to give up all kinds of things if I could just have Rob. I must want him bad because lattes and cookies were on the list :)

Charla said...

Bwahahaha!!! Yeah, I'd pretty much hump Rob regardless, too!

Demanda said...

@Jen - I LOVE that you love this. Makes me puffy heart you even more and I didn't know that was even possible.

@Uber Vamp - I'm so sorry. We were just trying to demonstrate the lengths to which we would still fu@# him... ;)

@Smitten - You are a BRAVE woman. I don't know if I could give up cookies! ;)

Heather aka ADaywithJake said...

OMG!! This was hilarious!! I'd hump Rob any way I could get him, too!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

LMAO!!!! I love your poem. Please, please make this a regular feature! You guys crack me up! Love it.

Lindsay Rae said...

BWAHAHAHAA!!! This is the funniest shit of the DAY! Much love to XKR for sending me to investigate this amazingness!

The pics are freaking priceless.

Snarkier Than You said...

I'd take him clean, dirty, sloppy-seconds, beardy, drunk (actually that might help things lol) - whatevs!

: )

TongueTwied said...

ROFL! Mullet Rob-let's never see that in RL! You chickadees are funny! -kiTT

Twi-Lin said...

That was great - I would hump Rob all the way too! I love you girls bunches! XOXOX

Chloe Cougar said...

I would hump Rob anywhere, anytime, anyplace.

But I'd need to be wearing a bag over my head, or he wouldn't wanna play :-(

Fab post laydeez - luv the pics!

CC x

Dangrdafne said...

You didn't need to photoshop the beanie/beard picture - he looked like that earlier this year LOL!!!

Too clever and too funny. Love it!

Trixie and Tess said...

That is fanFREAKINtastic! I love it! LOL.