|We're going to rock out with our she-cocks out to these guys. If you don't know who they are, jump off a bridge**.|
Everyone know's how I have a
That's what I thought.
|The sound of exploding.|
Now you get it! Demanda knows how much I adore 100 Monkeys. So naturally, she had some concerns which she expressed today on our way to lunch and on twitter.
|The answer is maybe.|
She also asked if I am going to be crying/flailing around from my excitement. I might be flailing around but that's just because I'll be
|PLEASE tell me you know about the Sanjaya fan girl on American Idol. If not, please youtube it.|
So all of this got me thinking. What WILL it be like? I've never seen anyone I'm truely a fan of up close. And I hate to break this to all of you who think I'm super calm, cool, and collected. I'm not. I say/do dumb shit when I get nervous or excited. And I don't mean like stuff to disrespect people. Mostly I just embarrass myself like yelling out "I'M NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS!" So I've compiled a list to help me out.
Jaymes' list of what NOT to do when seeing 100 Monkeys.
1. Don't pee.
You'd think this would be a simple thing but my bladder is probably worse than a 98 year old. Or a 4 month old. You choose. When I drink, I have to pee every 10-15 minutes, no joke. My friends get annoyed but it's either stop to use the bathroom or pee on them and I don't think they want any R. Kelly action going on. So if my bladder gets mad during the show, I must hold it. If I get a bladder infection, it will be so worth it. Hopefully if I wet my pants, I'm not anywhere near the guys because that's just embarrassing.
2. Don't run towards Jackson with arms outstretched yelling "JAAAASPER!!!!"
Fans who only know the band because "Jasper" is in it are the worst. He is NOT Jasper (thank God. I couldn't deal with staring at that hair while his band plays a set.) Or mabe he'd do this, who knows:
|Although not sure Kellan and Peter will be there to stop him. Also, I hope his hair looks better than this.|
I don't think that would be a problem though since when I think of him, my mind automatically goes to his band, not his movies (even though we all know how much I LOVE his movies). They are two completely separate things. Both awesome. But way different.
3. Don't drink so much that you dance crazy-like and fall
I fall sometimes. My legs are long. Sue me.
4. Don't dress like this
|I doubt they're in to furries.|
In all seriousness, I'm sure I'll be fine. It's just the anticipation that's exciting. I'll be cool as a cuccumber. I'm going to be hanging with Demanda, Twired Jen, Elusive_S, Luvsmesumedward and some other peeps so it's going to be an amazing time. I may even manage to get one or a thousand pictures for all of you that aren't attending. Next week there should be a phenomenal blog post about the concert so keep your eyes open for that. And in the mean time, I'll let you live vicariously through us.
|Demanda, where's that bib?!?|
** For the record, please don't jump off a bridge. Unless it's a tiny bridge with a 2 foot drop. Or a small bridge into a pool because that would be fun.