PFach Turned Me Into A Vampire. But For A Good Cause.

Hello all you lovely h00rs. I need your help. Don't worry, it won't cost you a dime. Or your dignity. Just a few seconds of your time after reading this post.

I guess I should have buttered you up a little bit before asking for help, right?

Ok, let's try that again. Wow, you look GORGEOUS today! Is that a new shirt/dress/sweater/onesie? It brings out your eyes. And your chest looks amazing!

There. Feelin better?

Good, I'm glad. Back to the task at hand.

Gawd, that's one hot DILF
Picture from here 

Did that catch your attention? Hope so!

So yesterday, Peter Facinelli posted a nice lil tweet.

As some of you may know, Peter is very heavily involved in Alex's Lemonade Stand, a foundation that raises money to fight childhood cancer. If you haven't read the story of Alexandra Scott, do it ASAP. It will bring tears to your eyes and warmth to your heart. Then come back here and keep reading this post to see how you can help. 

After seeing PFach's tweet, I decided that I had nothing else to do (ignore the fact that I was at work) and sent over a picture of me smiling big. 

Like this but not.

I didn't really expect to hear anything back. I have very close sources that have stepped foot on the 'Fach' property and said that him and his wife are extremely lovely people. And everyone else who has met him said that he is as sweet as he looks. But he's famous and busy so I figured the pictures were just going to be put in a collage of pretty faces for the charity. 

I was wrong. Today, I checked my email and saw this little gem.

I'll admit, it probably wasn't from him but I squee'ed a little bit. Even if it was his assistant or a distant relative. I imagined writing back and him responding, inviting me over to dinner with him and Jennie. We'd all become great friends and I'd get to meet the casts of 90210 and Twilight.

 Now back to the point of this post. Sorry friends, I keep getting off track. I know you're asking "How you can help?" Like I said, it doesn't cost anything and your clothes can stay on (sorry, I know some of you are disappointed)

Peter sent my picture back over but he edited a little bit. It appears I have been BITTEN. That's right folks. I am now pale white and ice cold for a reason other than having bad circulation and a vitamin D deficiency. 

He has found a founder that will donate $50,000.00 to Alex's Lemonade Stand. All you have to do is check out the below photo of me as a vampire (yes, I know I'm already pale white and ice cold but trust me, I'm alive). As soon as they reach 2 million viewers collectively on all of the pictures sent in, the nice people at the Southern California Foundation will make the donation. 

All you have to do is click on the link below and help them reach 2 million viewers. As a bonus, the person who's photo has the most views will win an ipad 2.  Note: when you click on the link, it might ask you to download something but it's just a viewer. I tried it and it's harmless. I don't think PFach would make us download something that would be harmful to our computers. He is a good vampire, after all. 

If I Were A Vampire

Please share this link with friends, family, and all other 2 million people you know to help Alex's Lemonade Stand get this amazingly generous donation. 

The link you can tweet, email, post on a blog or Facebook is as follows:  http://taps.la/k6YXTr 

If you tweet the link, please include the hashtag #ifiwereavampire. Thank you all so much for your support! 

*Hugs and awkward lingering*

-Jaymes

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