Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Borderline Phenomenal Tuesday Tell-All Vlog Numbero Uno

Our first vlog. Like when babies have their first Christmas but with less poop and presents.

Watch as we introduce our awesome selves, talk about Edwardo, a great cause, Breaking Dawn and FOOOOORKS!

What'd you think? Tell us in the comments. And if it's mean, please lie.

Lie better.


Jaymes805 said...

I don't even want to watch the video. I just want to stare at our faces. We look phenomenal. Not just borderline.

I can't wait to post the outtakes of them!!!!

Living with Edward said...

I love that you guys are backwards. How'd that happen? Cute vid. And you know I'm in for the parodies!

Anonymous said...

I haz not even pressed PLAY yet cos I wanted to say....



Twired Jen said...

That was PHENOMENAL! But...only borderline of course. No seriously, you girls had me LOL-ing...and I don't LOL at just anything. Holy fuck that was funny. You two need to start a comedy act, STAT.

Love you bitches and so jealous I'm not going to FORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MY LIFE.


Demanda said...

WE LOVE YOU JEN!!!!!!! Your day is going to be sooo wonderful! I cannot wait to see/hear all about it!

Amy - w00t! He misses you ;)

Corrine - I cannot wait!!!! It is going to be so much fun. . we need to plan asap!

Musing Bella said...

OME, you two are adorable. That was so funny! I am down for parodies, so just let me know what's happening. SO excited to see you girls in a couple of weeks!!! MWAH!

Anonymous said...

Jaymes, you're a classy bitch with the straight-from-the-bottle drinking.


Did you have a list of things to talk about? Bet you did. Very 'newscaster'.

So, this is your answer to a reality show? Yo, MTV, look over here! RTFN!

I don't want you to get a tattoo... without me, that is.

Get Travis to participate in some parody-ing. He'd so be down with that.


miss tejota said...


1. I want to get a tattoo with you, but I am broke.
2. Respect the stache and it's just a ride. Also, free rides welcome.
3. I want to participate in your parody. If you didn't know my business card states I'm a mockery specialist.

Great vlog!!!

Rikki_DD said...

You know I'm down for playing Bolton in a skit! Bring a lot of Ace bandages to hide the ( o Y o )

I say for Sept 19th, you gals do a blog in pirate talk!

Demanda said...

AMY - I am so glad you have met him. THANK GOODNESS you caught on to my little hints ;) <3

MB - YAY!! We need to vlog together in FOOOORKS if we can!

TJ- OMG yes. Mustache parodies!!!!

Rikki - Yes. . I will be so unhappy if we do not do a Bolton skit!

LuvsMeSumEdward said...

I flove you betches! And I flove Eduardo ♥ Jamie are you really gonna get a tattoo or are we gonna get to the tattoo parlor and you're gonna bust a Phoebe?! I might be in but I can't think of anything I want...

Can't wait for "Seattle" 2 weeks...only 2 weeks...gaaaaah, so excited!

Demanda said...

Jess- Please, please, please pull a Phoebe!!! :)

Twi-Lin said...

I love you girls! You make me laugh! I would LOVE to be a part of your parody! I can't wait to see you in 2 weeks! xoxox

jennykate77 said...

First...Jaymes, I'm down for a tattoo!! You wanna get inked and you need a friend, I'm your girl! :)

If I could love you guys anymore (which I didn't even realize was possible), I do...I so do!

I can't wait to meet Eduardo in Forks. I'm looking forward to it. He looks like a man of mystery. rawr.

Now I need a tiny hat. What a great cause...right up there with starving children in Africa.

rottymama said...

LOL, "we live by a elementary school...I don't even know if that's legal?" LOL!!!

Can't wait to meet you two in "Seattle".

I can do a walk on or hold the props for you.

AllTwiedUp said...

Oh gawd damn this is perfect. I can't wait to snuggle and harass the shit out of you two in Forks, seriously. I miss you two SFM and I LOVE THE VLOG! I think you might have inspired a few of us to give it a try.... however we'll fail in comparison to this epicness. :) Love you ladies!

JustJen_17 said...

Oh man, I love the tiny hats!! So cute. Awesome vlog, you two are adorable!

I also tell people I'm going to "Seattle". I don't want to have to explain Forks. :)

Can't wait to meet ya!

justkristin1 said...

You two are so cute! And the hats are just lovely, I need a tiny hat...

I would love to get inked with you, but like TJ, I am broke :(

I can't wait to see you in 2 weeks! I'm up for some parodies in "Seattle" and, as I refer to it at work, "the Olympic Park area. To do some hiking...and stuff..."

MrsKassieCullen said...

I love the Vlog... it's like meeting you without having to get on a plane!

RRoP!?! Damn if I would have know you were going there before Forks to meet up with Fifty I woulda done anything to go. I knew I should have started that second job stripping, wtf.

I hope you girls have a blast and I can't wait to see your parodies!

Dangrdafne said...

This vlog just reminds me how much I miss you both!!

I love love love your voices.

I can't wait to see you in a few days!!

I will watch the parodies ;)

Jiff said...

OME, you gals are too funny!!
Since I am rooming with JennyKate, and I've been wanting another tattoo for ages, I am down with the tattoo bizz-nazz as well!
You can also include us in a parody! That will be freakin' awesome!!
Can't wait to meet you in less than 2 weeks!!

Lindsay Rae said...

Ahhhh! I love this! Love the hats! ...What were you drinkin, Jaymes? Can't believe you didn't let us know straight away!

I'm a little late on the uptake, but I was busy getting married...It's my excuse. Love Eduardo! I would take a free mustache ride from him any day... Is that why the poster looks so wrinkled? Did you tape it to your laundry basket? I knew it. I knew it all along.

Pardon the blabber. I'm just so excited to see you guys!! Mutha fuckin SQUEE!!