I have been cowardly hiding behind Jaymes' blogs because writing is not my fortay. I FAIL at grammar, the English language, and punctuation… epically.
Like this, only worse. |
A teacher in high school once pulled me aside and asked if my essay was a joke because I excelled in his advanced biology class and the essay must have been written by someone with an I.Q of 2 (my Science teacher also taught English, P.E, Drivers Ed, Sex Ed, and was the football coach).
An excerpt from said essay. |
I am mathematically and scientifically inclined. I would take any Physics or Chemistry class over kindergarten writing any day!
I applied here but was DENIED. |
With that being said, I just might have to hold up my end of this Blogger bargain via videos. I recently went to Forks,Washington to
If the embedded video isn't working, click here.
Well, thank you for reading my first post! Feel free to contact me anytime to shoot a video for you because that shit was PER-FEC-TION!
11 comments:
I'm a bit bummed that I couldn't watch your video with the sound up because I'm in a new job and that just doesn't fly.
But Demanda I love math and science, it actually makes me randay. So if you could be so inclined to tweet, email, or call me with some sexy math and science words I would yours forever.
That is priceless!
Yah I hear you I'm a total fail at the english language! Ask me to fix a computer, write a software program, make you a wedding dress... I can do it.... Write a report and make it ledigible...
Not Gonna Happen!
Holy crap that video was amazing! I love it! And yay, the bracelet made the video :) You guys are hilarious!
OMG not to worry little lady, you have something called spell check!
I almost do worse when sober...give me a few glasses of wine and I'm a pro. LMAO!
Love ya.
PS I don't see a vid and I do have firefox...damnit!
xo J
Enjoyed your 1st post and I got to see the video! I totally relate to "I FAIL at grammar, the English language, and punctuation… epically." You are not alone.
Yaye, the video is working!!! :)
I totally prefer science to nearly anything. I actually love science. There is a lot of algebra in nursing, but I pretty much have that down.
Science nerds unite!! ;)
Love your post Demanda! new to this blog, but I like what I see so far!
Oh, and sod the spelling and grammar - who needs it anyway?
{{Hugs}}
CC x
wv: outti ('cept mine's an inni)
Awh I feel SO MUCH better. I was so afraid to even write on peoples blogs in fear of being judged!
Love you ladies!!!
Ha Demanda and I are opposites, I'm HORRIBLE at science and way too impatient for long ass math problems. I just want to skip to the end and be done with figuring them out.
I'm not great at grammar either. Demanda and I had a convo yesterday about how we were taught to put commas in sentences every time we pause....and we pause a lot. Must be all the alcohol. Or the fact we went to a school with like 100 people. Who knows.
Thanks for the comments....love all of you so much!
Reading your words make me laugh good! One day I dream of adding my darkface imput and being borderline phenomenal too!!
Oh Daisy Darkface I can't stop laughing at your ....dark face. You're macking me laugh more gooder than before when you were Daisy Darkside.
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